Comfort Food Candy Corn
Hiiiigh fructose cooooorn syyyyrup! Ahh! That not spooky enough for you? It sure scares the stuffing out of me, I totally read this article that says it will, like, spike your glucose levels or something, and...alright, I didn't finish the article. Luckily, this Candy Corn is made of fur and stuffing, not sugar-substitutes and food coloring. Still pretty sweet though! And a bit spooooky!
15 squishy inches of tri-colored sugary fluff.