Mini Squishable ChimeraDear Cerberus,
I hope this letter finds you well, and that the Underworld gates aren’t too busy this summer.
Camp is pretty fun! Cyclops has the top bunk above me, and all that talking in his sleep about "eating mortals" is really comforting at night. The lion and snake bunks are both really friendly, even though the hero bunks are full of bullies - especially Bellerophontes, Cadmus, and Perseus. They think they're so cool with their armor, flying horses, and pectorals.
Anyway, I’m learning a lot! I've started to crochet, and made you a nice sweater for those days when heck freezes over. My tail hasn't bitten anyone yet, and I'm excited about Camp Counselor Homer's story around the bonfire tonight.
Write back soon!
Your pal, Chimera
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