Squishable Baby Fox

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Oh, Baby Fox, what a world awaits you! By the time you're old enough to have your own litter, you'll be hunting for small rodents and birds with a jetpack strapped to your back! As your pups' cute little fur-faces smile at you from the corner of your high-tech retinal display! And all of this will probably be taking place in a verdant forest… on Mars!

Wait, what? You'll be fully grown in less than a year? Well then, let's re-adjust our sights a bit! By the time you're grown up, at least a few of your favorite shows will release a new season! If you have a smartphone (which would be weird, because thumbs), there may be a few automatic software updates!

In any case, this narrow timeframe means that you need to get all that good baby stuff in while you can! Cuddle up before you're responsible for grownup stuff, like taxes! Or stalking prey! On Mars! 15 squishy inches of fleeting fox! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!

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